I am uploading the CSS files and the first images will follow tonight, so things will start to look different: less like a smart telegram and more like a poorly executed Rembrandt. While I have no more than unformatted text with which to amuse the beachcombers of the internet, here is a P.G Wodehouse quote:

"A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of someone who had searched for the leak in life's gas pipe with a lighted candle." 

I should probably have lead with that.

In response to an issue from a facebook user a support feature has been added where you can create a ticket.

2011/03/24

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I really hate it when a web page is "under construction". Often, I simply never go back to that page. So often in fact that I sometimes find not going takes up all my time. But this page is mine, and I am making it for me - and for my own sake I commit to reconstruct, deconstruct, and just generally under-construct it on a regular basis. Where "regular" is a variable between what suits me and what makes me feel guilty and self-loathing. Come back to see what scintillating travesty will be committed next in the name of the open web and its many dirty faces. Ps: If you don't type with a Dvorak keyboard you probably type at a technically faster, but morally inferior rate to me. this passage was produced under the influence of a small quantity fine Stellenbosch Merlot and 30 commonwealth lengths of a cold swimming pool.

bani

Stellenbosch

Wednesday 2011/03/23